8.19.2008

EW... gross!

We've all been a part of the fear fest.

Either we're floating on our backs in the pool, sitting in your desk at school, or just plain ol' standing around when we spot it. Quickly we jump out of our current positions, shriek, and try and flick the thing away from the vicinity of us using as little of our body surface to touch it.

What is this accursed, vile, hated object?

A small ball or a few strands of real... HUMAN....

hair.

That's right people, hair. You know, it's what makes us part of the mammalia class. (Well that and our mammary glands... but that's a whole nother post.)

So why are we so afraid of what basically makes us that much better than the reptiles and the bugs?

I mean honestly, pretty much all of the misplaced hair we come across originated on the top of someone's head.

Seriously, how gross can someone's head get? It's pretty high up there, unlike your feet or even your hands which come in contact with some pretty gross things if you stop to think about it. (But don't think too deeply about it, the things you come up with could scare you.)

And when taking a shower, the hair is the part that gets the most personalized washing and care. You don't see any body wash bottles with the label, Wash, Rinse, Repeat, do you? Plus, those wonderful tresses are in the direct range of the hot water.

You might think that I'm just being evasive about the real truth of how gross hair can get, but to be honest with you, I can't think of one good reason for the squeals and jumps that people tend to emit when coming in contact with one harmless hair.

... what do you think?

5 comments:

Unknown said...

Oh my god THANK YOU, I feel the same way. People get so disgusted. It's just a strand of hair. Seriously.

Unknown said...

hahaha "Well that and our mammary glands."

Um... yeah. In response to your comment, I'm half Chinese half German. Not a drop of Korean blood, unfortunately.

Alsoooo... I reread your previous post and you did not say that the second Indiana Jones was the best, but that it was your favorite. HOWEVER that's still not cool. Except for the awesome little sidekick whose name I forget, the Temple of Doom was blaaaaahhhlkjkljsf.

Anonymous said...

Hi Eura,

Came here from zoe's blog, not exactly stalking, but... always looking for new stuff to read and link to so my readers can have some more too.

Looks at the above. Does that sound right?

I have probably grossed a lot of people out, I mean, most of my hair fell out a long time ago, so I guess they got over it by now.

Oh, my mammary glands never functioned correctly, good thing for the kids hers did.

Anyway, neat blog, interesting natter, well written (agree with your dad, heaps of talent).

Going to link yours on mine (does that sound right?)

btw, catching crayfish with the kid is way more gross than finding a stray hair in the shower or pool.

AV
http://netherregionoftheearthii.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

btw, put some widgets like Follow on your page so we can, jazz it up a bit, that way people who visit will be more likely to return.

AV

Hope you can take criticism (gulp!)

SavvyD said...

It's only a strand of hair--until it's baked into your lasagna. Hair can have lice--head lice or pubic lice. Hair can also have fungus like from ringworm or something else. So beautiful and yet so GROSS!!