Rocky Racoon

Probably the best way I've spent a boring 20 minutes of my life. All you do is put your iPod on Shuffle and click the next song to get the answer.

The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:
Song: Mutha'uckas
Artist: Flight of the Conchords
Comment: Not sure my mum would be too thrilled about that.

Your favorite thing to say when drunk is:
Song: The Gospel Truth II
Artist: Music From Disney's Hercules
Comment: It is a fun song to sing, unfortunately, I don't think my pitch gets any better with alcohol.

Your message to the world:
Song: It's Raining On Prom Night
Artist: Me First & the Gimme Gimmes
Comment: I hope my pessimistic views don't depress the world.

Your deepest secret:
Song: I'm a Boy
Artist: The Who
Comment: Dammit, how'd it know?

Your innermost desire:
Song: Figure It Out
Artist: Plain White T's
Comment: Oooh, my iPod's getting cheeky with me.

Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:
Song: Take Me Away
Artist: Avril Lavigne
Comment: Hitchiking through Europe for a honeymoon sounds A-OK with me.

On your deathbed, you'll whisper:
Song: We Might As Well Be Strangers
Artist: Keane
Comment: Well, if it's to a doctor, yeah it makes sense.

Your friends say behind your back:
Song: Me and Jesus Don't Talk Anymore
Artist: Beulah
Comment: Wow, I wish they would tell me these sorts of things to my face.

You say behind your friends' back:
Song: Two In a Million
Artist: S Club 7
Comment: That's right bitch!

When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:
Song: Already Gone
Artist: Crossfade
Comment: Makes sense... okay not really.

If you found yourself lost on a desert island, you'd yell:
Song: Casimir Pulaski Day
Artist: Sufjan Stevens
Comment: I don't even know what that means.

Right now, your feelings are:
Song: Bring the Noise
Artist: Anthrax
Comment: Ugh really? I'm tired.

What's your excuse for reposting this:
Song: Lightyears Away
Artist: MoZella
Comment: In other words, I have no excuse.

Your life's soundtrack:
Song: Gonna Fly Now (Theme From "Rocky")
Artist: Bill Conti
Comment: Two words. Fuck. Yeah.

The day you fall in love will be the day that:
Song: Holy Smokes
Artist: Iron Maiden
Comment: This answer seems more like something you would say while in a conversation. "The day that I fall in love will be the day that - HOLY SMOKES! Did you just see that nun walk out of the drug store with a pack of cigarettes?"

You scream during sex:
Song: College Kids
Artist: Relient K
Comment: ... more than one college kid?

What do people assume when they first look at you?
Track: The Modern Age
Artist: The Strokes
Comment: ...

What will be a big challenge in life for you?
Track: All Time Lows
Artist: HelloGoodbye
Comment: Depression?

Are you a good boyfriend/girlfriend husband?
Song: We Are Broken
Artist: Paramore
Comment: Well I did break up with my last boyfriend...

Do you have a secret admirer?
Song: When The Sun Goes Down
Artist: The Arctic Monkeys
Comment: This is scary. Maybe my admirer turns into an evil stalker at dusk. I'll make sure to lock the windows and doors.

Will you ever become manically depressed in your life?
Song: Gimme Some Truth
Artist: John Lennon
Comment: Yeah, I want to know!

How will you die?
Song: Rocky Racoon
Artist: The Beatles
Comment: So I'll obviously be stoned to death by racoons. Pleasant.

Is someone trying to kill you?
Song: Save Your Scissors
lArtist: City and Colour
Comment: Sounds like a warning. Maybe my stalker is only able to be repelled by scissors.

What's for dinner tonight?
Song: You're So Damn Hot
Artist: OK Go
Comment: Savoury...

Your farewell message to the readers of this:
Song: Stella was a Diver and She was Always Down
Artist: Interpol
Comment: But you already knew this, right?